It's Football Sunday and I Need a New Family

So basically, I can not watch football with my family. 

Most of you know that my family is 5/6 girls. 

And 4 of those 5 girls know -4 things about football. 

Here are some things that were said by these females while watching just the last quarter of the Packers game tonight.

"How much longer? Five minutes playing time? What does that mean?" 

It means what it sounds like it means. 

"Oh he's cute" 

No, that's Kirk Cousins. He is not cute. 

"Ew why does he have so much hair?" 

Cause he's Clay Matthews. Hes perfect, leave his hair alone. 

"Look there's Aaron!! Why isn't he playing? What's wrong with him?"

Nothing is wrong. Defense is on the field...he's on the offense team... 

"Why does he have a hat with a puff ball on top?" 

Because it's January and it's cold outside. 

"Oh what's that, that's interesting. Those laminated pages he has."

Yeah. That's the playbook... 

"Oh look, Jessa, he keeps running...what does that mean?" 

......It means bad things for the Packers and they just got closer to the goal.

"See this is why I don't like watching. They run a little bit and then everyone falls down. Then they do it again." 

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